"Kid Friendly Song 5", performed by the late Waylon Jennings as the Balladeer with three singing cows, is the fifth and final stanza from "The Legend of Kid Friendly".


Balladeer: So if you're goin' to ride the range to shoot and rope and spit, take a lesson from these beavers. Make sure your undies fit. The Beavers got Kid Friendly, but had a real close call. This is where the story ends.

Singers: The story ends.

Balladeer: Or maybe not... after all.

Singers: He'll kill ya with kindness!
He'll kill ya with a grin!
Kid Friendly!

Balladeer: Don't you mess around with him... you beavers.


BMI Work #7516897

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