"Kid Friendly Song 3", performed by the late Waylon Jennings as the Balladeer with three singing cows, is the third of five stanzas from "The Legend of Kid Friendly".


Balladeer: Now, Norb knew his brother couldn't take on ol' Kid Friendly, but he didn't want to hang around and wait 'til things got ugly. Ugly. Norbert never really knew what Dag would do or say.

Singers: Say, say, say.

Balladeer: But he knew if you smile and run, you'll live to smile another day.

Singers: He'll kill ya with kindness!
He'll kill ya with a grin!
Kid Friendly!

Balladeer: Don't you mess around with him.


BMI Work #4795017

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